Priorities

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 12:00

Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
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mike3775 35

Guess you will finally grow up and learn how to do your own laundry.

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mike3775 35

Guess you will finally grow up and learn how to do your own laundry.

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Anderling 32

Googling how to do your own laundry is free.

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RichardPencil 30

Both of them, if you know how to play the Guilt Card cleverly. Divorce is devastating to kids and using that could get you lots of material benefits. Hell, if you use it well, you might not have to do laundry at all since each parent will buy you new clothes every time they have visitation.

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CJMajor86 9

Time to pick up a life skill- cause that's your job.

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clair_brodie 35

If you are old enough to be on the internet, you're old enough to do your own laundry. Ydi

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Wadlaen 23

As they're still gonna be alive and present, just in their separate homes, I suspect they'll still be able to do your laundry if you refuse to do it yourself...

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SylvarLorali 4

Do your own damn laundry

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, you're pathetic. Do your own damn laundry. Your parents are ending a marriage, and there's going to be a lot of turmoil with lawyers, guardianship, property, etc. And you're selfishly worried about your laundry? Grow up and do your own. This is what's wrong with this generation.

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