Miscellaneous: Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches...

By anonymouss - 24/05/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 558

You deserved it 26 370

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 957

You deserved it 3 674

By michelle91 - 02/12/2009 11:36 - Malaysia

Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 128

You deserved it 4 155

By OH COME ON - 29/12/2011 15:48 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 758

You deserved it 5 556

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 574

You deserved it 2 947

By Mariah Heimann - 15/12/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 118

You deserved it 3 382

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 653

You deserved it 15 639

By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 972

You deserved it 32 461

By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 373

You deserved it 10 388

Suspicious minds

By Becky - 11/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 408

You deserved it 101

Young love

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 02:00

Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 928

You deserved it 118

X109 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:43

y are u just texting people that ur in the hospital...."Hey im in the hospital"...u sound like a tool and thats mad akward

adelaide_evening 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:43

Sometimes digging for sympathy and attention backfires.

Comments

Fancy_Catz 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:23

wow. you must think a lot of yourself. you got thirteen stitches and texted EVERYBODY in your phone i broke my god damn collar bone and arm and didn't text shit. (perhaps because i couldn't or perhaps because i realize it is not that relevant to my friends' lives.) if people cared about your little boo boo they would see the hideous scar on your dumb face and ask. seriously, nobody goddamn gives a shit about 13 stitches. we have all been there and done that... when we were, like, 9. grow up.

stephanye 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:36

Was it really necessary to tell everyone?

Masenko7 12

Monday 25 May 2009 22:49

what's with all those FMLs about people not recieving any sms from their friends?

Coocumber 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:10

don't be a whiny attention *****? YDI

naijaboy28 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:33

clearly u just look for sympathy and attention which is prob. y no one likes u, hu would honestly be like, im seriously hurt, instead of getting help or resting or w/e, i'm gona tell everyone i know...

lololol111 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:36

you seem like your just trying to get attention telling everyone in your contacts that you're in the hospital. a couple close friends... but everyone??

CellophaneFlower 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:41

That sucks and everything , but why do you have to tell EVERYONE that you're in the hospital ? I wouldn't reply either .

happypink_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:01

I like your cousin. shes smart

thebigone_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:31

do you really need to let everyone know? the will find out @ some point, it's like when people update their statuses all the time on facebook, like "playing lax!" "having a bbq!" "out golfing!" its ridiculous, calm down... don't look for pity points

sillybananahat 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:43

I understand texting a few friends to keep yourself busy with conversation, but your whole contacts? Really? just to "let them know"? Come on... I'm sure you're a perfectly wonderful human being, but stuff like that's gotta stop. I wouldn't text my whole contact list if I was diagnosed with cancer. It's just not something you do.