By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 574
You deserved it 2 947
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lincolntwo 0

Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!

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enonymous 8

Bing Crosby never told her about those sweet valencia oranges... Cheap and they don't show bruises.

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YourEvilHero 12

now I want to know how she got it. come on now details people!

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slick5880 22

I wonder if OP did deserve it. "Mama usually don't crack no skulls less they deserve it." (Dear grammar Nazis, please take notice of the quotation marks. This is a direct quote from some drunk guy.)

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theduff 0

Or call the police since that's illegal... Just sayin

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FrostHeart 36

The FML isn't true. No mom would ever do that. Unless she wants to go to jail and send her child to foster home

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LiyIa_fml 8

It could have been an acident. The OP didn't say how or why. Making us very nosey people want to know more:) Even if the Mom did do it on purpose, I wouldn't call the cops because 1. Social services suck. 2. I love my Mom too much. But this is just my oppinion.

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abbyelizabeth 9

It was probably an accident (I hope) for example, she could have thought it was a burglar or just accidentally wacked her upside the head.

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WormsOnFire 1

Dysfunctionality...

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Blueglasscup 18

Probably thought OP was a burglar or something.

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Thanatos1206 0

There was a bull's eye taped to the back of OP's head. True story.

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kings1fan 6

Who's the real victim here?? What did you do to your mom in order for her to do this?

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crazychick1269 7

Well you never know the mom could have a physiological disease :(

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LiyIa_fml 8

I agree with 32 100% it could have also been an accident. Either way sorry OP!

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CookieMonstr19 0

Can someone say child abuse! Ur supposed to say child abuse now

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NurseHolly 3

32- Are you sure you meant physiological? That pertains to pretty much everything... I think you meant to say psychological. (pertaining to the mind)

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calbabe96 5

Your picture scared the crap outta me.

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CookieMonstr19 0

Please change ur profile pic it scared the crap outta me! No offense

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lincolntwo 0

Bitches be crazy. Or maybe, you did something which you "omitted" on purpose. The plot thickens. I demand the full story!

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MsMeiriona 2

Ok, this story is missing some critical details. Spill. Why'd she do it?

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Enigmax2514 7

Dammit son are you demented? Never make fun of your mom when she has a midlife crisis and decided that she is catwoman or smth he'll hath no fury liketh a women scorned

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yamatelle 19

You told her she was moody, didn't you...?! Here's a safety tip: You're safer teasing a grizzly bear than telling a woman in menopause she's moody.

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