Miscellaneous: Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde,...

By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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Everything's gone green

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 18:00

Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

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You deserved it 32 742

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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hpodity 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:28

Are you sure you're not a natural blonde?

trixr4kids 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:25

read the box next time.

Comments

TBD3 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:20

Wait, I think I might care a little bit... Nope, sorry, it was just a burp.

frootloop25 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:21

It sounds pretty cool to me! How colorful!

quachie 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:24

thats what you go to the shop for YDI

9Squee9 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:22

#51 If you notice, some hair coloring products state that it is Hair DYE. So, yes. You can DYE your hair. Anyway, this isn't much of an FML. You can just change your hair again, because it's obviously ruined enough already. But yea, definitely go to the salon if you're going lighter.

GubuntoidOSX 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:24

You deserve this just because you aren't satisfied with your natural hair color and you're manipulating your body. Simple as that.

RunZoneFive 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:29

I think thats really cool, I'd be happy to be in your position Sucks if you don't want it though

JuicyCouture_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:44

Coming from a professional hairdesser... Don't use box colors unless you have some sort of understanding of the way it works... Espically blonde.....

takemeaway10 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:44

Oh yeah, you idiots, wanting a different hair color doesn't mean you're not happy with the one you have; it just means you wanna look different for a while. You can't stop your hair from growing, but I'm sure you eventually cut it off so you can look a certain way. Unless you're a hippie. Then, I just let Cartman deal with you.