By Big B - 04/02/2009 17:40 - United States

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Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML
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Imdead 0

Time to go on a diet bro. Good luck. It's not easy.

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JenDanielle917 13

Hahaha your a douche....... Hahahahaha try being nice sometime.

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Imdead 0

Time to go on a diet bro. Good luck. It's not easy.

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bballer55 0

beandipped....haha

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juliahockey 0

no shit is a guy. what girls go to strip clubs? none that I know.

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PiErC3 0

r u a guy or girl and how old r u cuz im 13 and hav seen at least one guy with "man boobs"

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trivel64 16

Men do have breasts, they're normally just smaller than women's.

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Dr_Phil 0

Hahahaha ... you have man boobs. Hahahahaha. Also, maybe tip more money next time.

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JenDanielle917 13

Hahaha your a douche....... Hahahahaha try being nice sometime.

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FMcorpse 0

gee, that sounds sorta like an FML i posted that never got published....**** you, Big B

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Flexer 0

to #10: Please see FML Code, article #8

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redroses5 0

haha I pictured the whole scene in my head. Man boobs!

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zillia_fml 0

theres a very good thing, its called losing weight, try it

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Boogie99 0

are you going to take that from a stripper? but yeah tip more next time

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socializer1 0

It's called working out, it prevents you from being fat.

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Durf 0

lemme slap those thighs, i wanna see waves!

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