By SupposedlyAverage - 27/12/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé proposed to me. He said, "I could have picked anyone, but I chose you. You're a solid 2, which is average. Not a 10, but I'm glad you're a 2. Less pressure, ya know." I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm "average", or the fact that he thought this was romantic. FML
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Flaming_Pandas 15

Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.

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Likian5 26

Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...

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Nathan23xx 18

It's still not cool. If a man loves you then you're always supposed to be a ten in his eyes.

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Miss_Chevious 37

yeah I hope the op's answer was a solid "no"

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brand125 17

35 - well he was refered to as fiance, unfortunatly

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theaaxis 27

I was rooting for a gentle no and a solid punch

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MrConcise 34

@11 - I agree with the sentiment, but that's just straight-up delusional. I can love somebody and think they're incredible, but a 10 is a perfect score. If they treat me like shit and I love them despite that, calling that a 10 would be denial.

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alliewillie 22

On what scale is 2 considered "average"? Wouldn't that be like a 5? 2 sounds awful.

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Shadowblast423 3

#83, Staying with that person is also denial so...

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Nicholas12 15

At least he's not an asshole who only cares about looks.

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raphanne_fml 33

He kind of is though. He's just lazy and thinks he can't do better. It sounds like he's settling.

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ViktoriaaKills 13

once again, sarcasm has been lost upon the masses

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Mauskau 35

Well he's rating OP out of 10, so he is essentially caring about looks.

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Morning_fml 22

Um, but her fiancé's thoughts of her aren't exactly nice either.

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Likian5 26

Since when is a 2 "average"?? That's a straight up insult right there...

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meggieeeee92 27

That's exactly what I was wondering. I thought a 5 or a 6 was average. Saying she is a 2 is just mean.

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theaaxis 27

Probably calling it average because that's the best he can get. Though all things considered, sounds like OP is out of his leauge

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sassypenguinxox 15

He apparently thinks that being a 2 is the norm for girls in this society which is pretty much saying the average girl is not attractive, wow!

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cocacola999 27

24 - with that personality, a blow-up doll is out of his league.

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lexa1love 16

So wait, on a scale of 1-10, 2 is average? That makes no sense at all. OP, that was a terrible proposal I'm hoping he was just nervous and really messed up his speech.

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Econforthwin 15

That's what I was thinking too, not only is he a douche, he has no sense of averages.

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myelm17 9

for everyone saying that 2 isnt average on a 10 scale: he's saying that the majority of girls are a 2 out of 10 (to him) so she's right there with them.

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Flaming_Pandas 15

Now it's time to say the same thing about his dick size.

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Cely988 29

Or that his bedroom skills are a "solid 2".

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JMichael 25

Congrats on the engagement all the same.

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unluckystoad 7

Dude she said "my fiancé"... So that should tell you what she said

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irwingiggles 26

he should concider you as a ten no matter what!

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DArthurVaderian 18

As someone else said, even if you love someone if they aren't a 10, they aren't a 10. Saying they are is just lying.

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Thekbking 11

to true 140. being honest is the way to go. lying and saying someone is a ten when they're a 7 isn't right. who cares if they're not a ten. not even the supposed models out there today are true tens with them being way to skinny and having photo shop to fix them up on top of make up

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