By names suck and so do I - 08/08/2013 12:54 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.

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Emily062611 6

This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.

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TheLittleBear 19

That was unnecessarily harsh! His response proves he's not worthy of your time anyway OP.

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ShinedownLuv 14

You're much better off without a jackass like him

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DenBriZel 31

Wow, he sounds like a real jerk. At least you found out sooner than later? Sorry OP!

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ILoveMyArm 15

At least you know what a jackass he is and now can find someone better. Preferably one who doesn't make references to Twilight.

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Misshhh 23

You know what? Here's what you should have done the second he was finished with his whole "speech" instead of crying, you smile and say you've had a hidden camera set up somewhere and a recorder and he's been set up as the world's biggest asshole and you would set the whole thing up on YouTube for him to be a laughing stock and then you say: "oh trust me.. I wouldn't want you.. You know why? I got ass, I got ****, hell no I don't want your little bitty *****, goodbye bitch!" Then you walk off with a smile! :D

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Setareh23 34

I understand your reaction (since he was a total jerk) but saying something like that, especially when it isn't true, would just make her seem crazy. Leaving out the youtube bit and just keeping the "I got ass, I got ****, hell no I don't want your little bitty *****, goodbye bitch!" seems good though!

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DisposableMen 7

YOU don't suck. HE sucks.

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TheDrifter 23

What kind of twilight obsessed psychotic did OP come across as that this guy thought it was necessary to give a 10 minute "never in a million years" lecture instead of a simple "go away you creeper" standard response, like most jerks do?

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Mshrodes 13

We don't know that. OP might as well not have brought up Twilight at all. Maybe he just took jerkness to a whole new level. Either way, and even if OP was a bit of a weirdo, he could have been a better person about it instead of acting like a perfect douche.

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VeganVampyre 26

Yeah, I was wondering about that too, was she like "omg you're so sexy and strong and sparkly and even though I've never spoken to you I'm in love with you!!" Because other than that, I don't get why he would bring up Twilight...

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generalasskicker 12

For all you know he is a murderer and he just saved your life from his psychotic side but yeah fyl

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