By names suck and so do I - 08/08/2013 12:54 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.

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Emily062611 6

This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.

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Blue329 15

Douche bag of the year award belongs to him!

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buddy51 23

Still, a better love story than.... oh, wait....

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jo0owe 9

next time, make sure he as the same feeling...otherwise its a waste of time don't you think?

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iDaika9xL 13

OP must b really young and confess to a kinda older guy. He didn't want to mess with young lady. Sorry for ya.

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queerdragon 20

Um... what? This happens to people of all ages, genders, and sexual preferences. Age has nothing to do with this.

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Anyb0dyTh 8

I'm gonna sound like a jerk, but really, it doesn't sound like he did anything wrong. He simply wasn't interested. The pat on the head seems like consolation. If you really want to be with a great guy, you can't put him on a pedestal. You wouldn't have cried if you saw him as an equal. This all being said, go back at it, and go in tougher next time! No tears. Wish you very well! Good luck.

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awkward_gothlady 32

I still think the 10-minute speech calling her delusional was a bit over the top. Nothing wrong with not being interested. You either are or you aren't and there's not much you can do to change that. But if all she did was tell him how she felt, there was no need to insult and patronize her in the process.

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scott1093 13

He's a douchbag you're better off without him

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ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Hm, I've had guys thinking they were flirting with me, when in actual fact they were being immensely inappropriate, and completely suffocated. Even though I had talked to them and asked them to tone it down, they did not. Then they reveal all this time they have had crushes on me, and try to force me to like them back and to go out with them, and if I say no, or explain why, I'm the biggest bitch on the planet. Sometimes if people are acting like that, you have to be blunt and make it incredibly obvious that there is no chance. I'm not saying OP was like that, but sometimes you just have to be a jerk. Hopefully you weren't like that OP, and you'll find someone else!

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queerdragon 20

I agree. I have had countless guys tell me really inappropriate things. Not very many girls want to hear that they have "nice birthing hips" or "you remind me of my last girlfriend." I have guys try to kiss me when I just met them. Sometimes a guy means well, but it comes across as being stalkerish and desperate. I cannot count how many times I have had to be "a total bitch" because some guy thought "No, I am not interested" was me playing hard to get.

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