Love: Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love...

By thatsnice - 09/12/2014 21:19 - United States - Warwick

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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By scotto - 23/02/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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akorpija 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:29

Awkward situations lead to awkward responses! Or maybe she was too nervous to say it back!

patrickeli 15

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:31

It was a defense mechanism... It wasn't as trivial to her as she made it seem.

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akorpija 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:29

Awkward situations lead to awkward responses! Or maybe she was too nervous to say it back!

Brandi_Faith 33

Wednesday 10 December 2014 20:34

I don't think she feels the same way. If she had really been in love with op I think she would've been super excited and freaking out that he feels the same way and probably would've kissed him or something. Chances are she felt awkward and is trying to make light of the confession in hopes that he will get that she isn't interested and they can pretend it never happened so their friendship doesn't get ruined. If she wants to forget it ever happened op, it may be in your best interest to go along with it, unless you're prepared for your friendship to end. Sorry op.

patrickeli 15

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:31

It was a defense mechanism... It wasn't as trivial to her as she made it seem.

PenguinBitch 43

Wednesday 10 December 2014 8:11

I think your comment subliminally influenced my comment on the following FML.

Nyle_fml 3

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:33

I guess it's something

tzemmy 25

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:33

I can see why your attracted to her.she sounds very classy and mature

mstoffel 13

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:34

You're*

patrickeli 15

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:39

@4 Lol. Your sarcasm actually made me laugh.

Mysterious_one 26

Thursday 11 December 2014 5:40

chill

jvfelicio 13

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:34

She just doesn't know how to respond. Blow one back. Break the awkwardness.

royal_ranger 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:39

So I'm guessing you guys aren't roommates anymore?

Malahkaa 19

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:40

Get drunk together

clairesucks 37

Wednesday 10 December 2014 8:30

And that would help how?

Malahkaa 19

Wednesday 10 December 2014 10:13

Beer fixes everything. Op would also become better looking too...

ka1729 14

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:43

You might have put her on the spot, give her some time to process.

davincidasecond 24

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:43

And you're in love with her, why exactly?

royal_ranger 12

Wednesday 10 December 2014 7:50

I'm sure she isn't like that on a daily basis, otherwise he would have never loved her...(unless he likes people like that, which I'm sure he doesn't).