Animals: Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have.... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

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By ktwithaq - 18/10/2010 11:27 - United States

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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80skid 15

Thursday 18 October 2012 16:06

Or less cats.

Snazzy_Snaz 17

Thursday 18 October 2012 16:08

Having more friends would be purrfect

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Factor_fml 6

Thursday 18 October 2012 23:03

I wonder if OP has one cat. The ratio can get pretty big if you divide by zero.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 18 October 2012 23:46

Hey, at least you still have friends!

Lindsefer 6

Friday 19 October 2012 0:42

Hopefully you don't only have one cat...

ninjapuffy 4

Friday 19 October 2012 2:33

I feel like you would argue with the cats who can't even talk back about having friends and still lose

TheJoeydark 4

Friday 19 October 2012 2:55

Honestly a dog would help out, a nice one that can be around cats, after all if you adopt one from a shelter, you can take it to the park and it will help develop your social life.

PedroTall 0

Friday 19 October 2012 2:58

Your premise is in dire straights. One good DOG makes up for 3 self full filing cats. Which care for themselves first, last and always. Beware of self serving cat " jokes" It seems a great number of low brows can type.

liberty1017 4

Friday 19 October 2012 2:59

Don't worry! A true friend will come to you on the horizon. And treating everyone as a good friend, on the contrary, they will see you as a friend.

PedroTall 0

Friday 19 October 2012 3:04

You sir, are much wiser than your years. Which in any case is worthy of a response. Also one reason you may actually be Awesome. Keep the studying in perspective. For there are few lovers of life around!

Phishhed44 2

Friday 19 October 2012 3:34

Cats are evil and have parasites. Enjoy.

PedroTall 0

Friday 19 October 2012 4:47

Cats are also self serving. Just like most politicians. Blame everyone and swear by Teflon . The trouble with cool aid is what's put in it. Take one good shot at bedtime, wake up rested. Alas I would rather befriend a dog then most humans.

TcheQ 12

Friday 19 October 2012 6:50

COmputer games fill the void better, and are cheaper and die less.

GlobalGenocide 8

Friday 19 October 2012 15:39

Solution! BBQ the cat's and invite some people over to partake in the festivities and eating, sure fire way to make new friends.

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