By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
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Factor_fml 6

I wonder if OP has one cat. The ratio can get pretty big if you divide by zero.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Hey, at least you still have friends!

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Lindsefer 6

Hopefully you don't only have one cat...

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ninjapuffy 4

I feel like you would argue with the cats who can't even talk back about having friends and still lose

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TheJoeydark 4

Honestly a dog would help out, a nice one that can be around cats, after all if you adopt one from a shelter, you can take it to the park and it will help develop your social life.

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PedroTall 0

Your premise is in dire straights. One good DOG makes up for 3 self full filing cats. Which care for themselves first, last and always. Beware of self serving cat " jokes" It seems a great number of low brows can type.

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liberty1017 4

Don't worry! A true friend will come to you on the horizon. And treating everyone as a good friend, on the contrary, they will see you as a friend.

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PedroTall 0

You sir, are much wiser than your years. Which in any case is worthy of a response. Also one reason you may actually be Awesome. Keep the studying in perspective. For there are few lovers of life around!

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Phishhed44 2

Cats are evil and have parasites. Enjoy.

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PedroTall 0

Cats are also self serving. Just like most politicians. Blame everyone and swear by Teflon . The trouble with cool aid is what's put in it. Take one good shot at bedtime, wake up rested. Alas I would rather befriend a dog then most humans.

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TcheQ 12

COmputer games fill the void better, and are cheaper and die less.

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GlobalGenocide 8

Solution! BBQ the cat's and invite some people over to partake in the festivities and eating, sure fire way to make new friends.

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