The cliché

By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 00:13 - South Africa

Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML
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dinosxxrawr 22

who needs friends when you have cats.

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ClumsyKee 14

But...they're your friends, right? There is never a limit to kitties. Plus, they don't judge you...quite as harshly. ;)

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crisanba 18

I have that same problem

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then000bster 16

I can tell my family apart from their footsteps. They way they open/knock on a door. If those cats are your family I wouldn't be surprised.... But they are cats. As long as you are happy with what you got I have no place to hate :)

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websphere69 27

At least they won't drink all the beer!

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Mossears133 15

Yup, I can do the same thing with all of my dogs. It comes with living with them!

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bunny911 16

I have eight dogs. Four of them look the same. I can tell them apart by their barks, the way they walk, and the sound of their toe nails on the floor.

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pantherpride98 10

Yes I can too :) but my cats are my babies. I think I spoil them to much :P u should Kik me: crystal1198

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pantherpride98 10

Kik? Crystal1198

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AppleJuiceBox 10

I have the exact same problem as well. Except I don't have cats.

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blondie107 20

Yes.. You might want some friends.. Or need, rather...

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pantherpride98 10

That's a bit.chy thing to say

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Elfkid21 19

wow.. you're not a bitch at all, huh?

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dinosxxrawr 22

who needs friends when you have cats.

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Mopmob02 18

Exactly! Nothing is better than the company of cats, and also when cats rule the and make humans their slaves op might be exempt!

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

People who have cats instead of dogs: And thusly commenced the bloody battle between dog-lovers and cat-*******... I mean lovers.

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courtneycookie 18

nah, who needs friends when you've got 6 cats.

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ClumsyKee 14

But...they're your friends, right? There is never a limit to kitties. Plus, they don't judge you...quite as harshly. ;)

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Soloman212 28

That's bullshit my cat is the judgiest creatures I've ever met. His gaze... It pierces my very soul.

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nightbirdblue 27

At least they judge you for things you actually did, unlike some people. My cat hated me for a week because I forgot to fill up the food bowl to the top three times a day once. My friends have hated me for over a month for something someone told them I said about one of them, which in reality I didn't.

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MickiJ 20

That seems like an amazing superpower! You could use that as a conversation starter to make friends! But, you know, cats are sometimes way cooler than people, so...

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that_band_nerd 22

I'm sure everyone wants to be friends with the lady who can tell her cats apart by their footsteps.....pawsteps maybe?

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lotusenta 14

I would be friends with someone like that...

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cowgirlonacid 4

Pets are better then friends. They never let you down.

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SuperDanielNL 23

I had 2 cats but one kept running away, so there is that.

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simplysarcastics 26

I agree #9. Op's life doesn't suck she is just an animal lover and is blessed to have her small cat family. Plus It's nothing wrong with having a way to identify them since op has a lot of cats. Also op, just go out and make friends, if you want some humans around. You can do it.

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_Peppermint_ 34

That sounds pretty rad. Cats are great companions. You're okay

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lulubelles 33

You should make the most of your gift OP, take it on a talent show, get rich and travel the world!

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