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By whyyjustwhy - 09/08/2013 17:23 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was reminded that I used by dad's camera all summer to take naked pictures for boyfriend when my dad sent me an email saying: "FYI: when you delete pictures directly off the camera they get uploaded as trash files when the camera is connected to the computer." He saw them all. FML

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By Hailey - 13/02/2011 01:36 - United States

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By NotThatButton - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Missoula

Today, I accidentally deleted my landlord's pictures of his child's graduation, girlfriend, daughter, and vacation when he asked me to delete a video off his phone. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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ninjaqueen101 18

Saturday 10 August 2013 2:55

That is why you don't snoop.. Or use your grandpa's computer.

MissMae93 23

Saturday 10 August 2013 2:55

If you can't tell what the picture is from the thumbnail - definitely don't double click it!

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drew12089 2

Monday 12 August 2013 5:03

Your own fault for snooping

TheOtherNewest1 6

Tuesday 13 August 2013 1:48

So, tell me, exactly how much of your grandfather's penis DID you want to see?

fireysaje 10

Tuesday 13 August 2013 3:02

...how much did you WANT to see of it??

Winterizer 2

Thursday 22 August 2013 5:45

Saw this had 68 comments wanted to make it 69

cheerinbabe 18

Thursday 20 February 2014 19:24

Well how much of it did you want to see?

collincreed64 5

Monday 24 February 2014 22:21

Did you want to see it? That's what it sounds like

allymacaulay 3

Sunday 9 November 2014 2:44

Props to your grandpa for still sexting and knowing how to delete the pictures.

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