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By whyyjustwhy - 09/08/2013 17:23 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML

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Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was reminded that I used by dad's camera all summer to take naked pictures for boyfriend when my dad sent me an email saying: "FYI: when you delete pictures directly off the camera they get uploaded as trash files when the camera is connected to the computer." He saw them all. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By NotThatButton - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Missoula

Today, I accidentally deleted my landlord's pictures of his child's graduation, girlfriend, daughter, and vacation when he asked me to delete a video off his phone. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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Saturday 10 August 2013 2:55

That is why you don't snoop.. Or use your grandpa's computer.

MissMae93 23

Saturday 10 August 2013 2:55

If you can't tell what the picture is from the thumbnail - definitely don't double click it!

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ohhey_di 10

Saturday 10 August 2013 4:42

This is exactly why you should never snoop, those things can never be unseen

mrtonyanderson 20

Saturday 10 August 2013 5:08

Awkward..

LithFlavored 10

Saturday 10 August 2013 5:21

Noticed some pictures huh. Their should have been a red flag somewhere

Cami111 2

Saturday 10 August 2013 5:23

At least it still moves :/

NandaPanda 22

Saturday 10 August 2013 5:33

Granddaddy balls, anyone?

j_cat187 19

Saturday 10 August 2013 6:05

Instagram that shit.

dakotahulsey 15

Saturday 10 August 2013 6:08

Wait... So there is an amount of erect penis you do want to see? O.O

RobinGoodfellow 47

Saturday 10 August 2013 6:23

My thought exactly.

boo714 15

Saturday 10 August 2013 7:09

hahaha old man penis

abrookec2011 14

Saturday 10 August 2013 7:28

Way to go, Grandpa!

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 10 August 2013 8:05

Tell yourself he was checking for testicular cancer. If you say it enough, you might just believe it.

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