By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
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SteveTheJanitor 6

Hmmm....Nothing like feeling your toe hair blow in the breeze.

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genitalwartz69 0

Good luck getting a boyfriend

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SteveTheJanitor 6

A 13 year old has a less chance of getting a boyfriend than this lady with the hairy toes does...

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Skittlepickle 13

Do you expect a guy to judge her by the amount of hair on her toes? "Hi, want to get coffee sometime?" "Wait. How much toe hair do you hair?"

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MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Why do so many people comment saying "Yum"?? It makes no sense and it's stupid.

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cptmorgan6 8

90% of the comments on this site make no sense and are stupid. Get used to it or GTFO.

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Miss_Random 0

Yes, girls grow hair on their toes just like boys. But long toe hair looks and is unattractive on either sex! Ick!

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schrodingersdog 4

I don't think I have any hair on my toes...

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Bloink 25

toe hair is a gene, some people have it and some dont

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NoNotTheFace 8

Just imagine you're having sex and you put your toes in your boyfriend's mouth. And while he's giving you a *******, one strand of toe hair gets caught between his teeth and he rips it out. OHHH ************. -What's wrong baby? It's just so good. *sniff*

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Multiple FML references in a single comment, flawlessly chained together. Where do we keep the trophies?

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michael509 1

Well why do people have there photo as a dog??? .... Answer case they can. so why do people say yum as a comment case they can!

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MJJ5809 9

You should have never commented on this

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Rasetsu 10

THEN SHAVE! Yeesh, it's not rocket science.

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RedPillSucks 31

You just now found out you're a hobbit? Time for a pedicure

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ChrisTheCalm 9

You can't take a day out sun bathing and getting drunk at clubs to pick up a one night stand to shave your toe hairs? And what kind FML is this anyway? Omg my toe hairs are so long I hate my life... Shut up ...

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ikickgingers 15

Your anger appeases my soul.

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ChrisTheCalm 9

Your profile name humors me.

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ChrisTheCalm 9

So does your profile name, kicking gingers... How can you kick something that has no soul?

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ChrisTheCalm 9

I...love you.. Can I keep you? Lol jk

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ChrisTheCalm 9

Today, a person asked if I was Kingsley from YouTube. I don't know if that was an insult because Kingsley may be ugly as ****. FML

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cheree19 0

I must know what is wrong with gingers..please lemme in on the big secret cuz I'm oblivious.

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devildante21 4

Since women shaves their legs, I don't see a problem here

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