Animals: Today, I could no longer handle the drum music in the apartment... - FML

By anew27 - 07/06/2013 05:48 - United States

Today, I could no longer handle the drum music in the apartment below me so I went to kindly ask the little old lady to shut it off before she goes to bed. Her neighbor came out while I knocked to tell me she is out of town and the music is constant so her cats don't get lonely. FML

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anew27 5

Friday 7 June 2013 20:28

OP here, if it was Ted Nugent I was partaking of, I would kindly ask her to turn it up.

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perdix 29

Friday 7 June 2013 16:15

Lonely? They have all those mice, birds and chipmunks to play with! Why did the old lady leave? Did she have a 20-minute one-sided argument with the cat and decide to leave for an extended time?

mpj13 8

Friday 7 June 2013 16:16

Was it cat scratch fever playing?

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jazzmin1997 16

Friday 18 April 2014 0:19

Maybe you can keep her cats company instead of this music :)

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