By anonymous - 13/02/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 195
You deserved it 2 986
Back to school
Is that it, have we really enjoyed the holidays? It's time to find the best back-to-school struggles. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

xskidmarksx 4

Somebody didn't drink their milk when they were younger

200 5
RedPillSucks 31

If your bones are that brittle, this may be a sign of something else. You need to see a doctor ASAP and not just for the broken rib.

85 6

Comments

Voldy_fml 16

And the winner of the shortest, funniest FML Goes to...Anonymous!

21 1
monicadempsy 5

Someone shat a metal, I think that one was funnier.

0 0
Capt_Oblivious 10

Today, I had a hell of a time looking at this post and its comments because someone couldn't add a few more words to make it more easily accessible from a mobile device. FML

33 1
yummy_richkid 3

You guys are morons. Click on the FML above it and use the down arrow to navigate to this FML. Derp. Edit - your name is very fitting.

1 0
tanneriscool 2

And you're rude. No reason to call people names.

2 1
lolman222 0

108 - Like you've never called a person a name in your entire life... Doubt it!

0 1
SoNotForYou 5

Dislocated ribs huh? Didn't know they were jointed.

10 0
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

You remind me of the glass man from unbreakable..

8 2
rdwhite1986 0

Your terrible... Just delete your account

2 8
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

36 I usually make better comments, but it's 2:30 in the morning where I am and I can't go to sleep so I'm just going to make nonsensical comments till I do.

8 1
Pentium_4 27

ICATiger, i like you but you do the same thing (a lot of people do, not a big deal) and 36 - you just seem like a douche

0 0
young8701 0

Must have been puff that good good lol I'm tryin to get that lol

6 6
iAmScrubs 19

There's a new drug called Good good lol I'm tryin to get that lol? Hook me up.

7 0
Pelreskovich 11

Milk builds strong bones, and you sir, do not drink enough of it.

10 1
periwinkle95 10

Every time I see your picture I remember Rob Kardashian. Every. Single. Time. Haha

2 0
Pelreskovich 11

I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not? I personally like Rob Kardashian. I'll be sure to change my picture just for you!

2 0
logiee_bearr 6

I think you're a cutie :)

3 0
periwinkle95 10

No it isn't a bad thing! Actually, you could say it is a compliment haha. But the thought of that comes to mind when I see your profile lol.

0 0
Pelreskovich 11

I've gotten that before. So all I need to do is figure out what the public view on him is, attractive or not, lol.

0 0
pepperlover89 5

Must have been some coughing fit. if you're sick, might I suggest some robitussin? It works amazing wonders! :D Go to the doctors as well. because. a cracked rib caused from coughing doesn't sound like you're in good health. Take care of yourself!

2 0
Hiphuray4peas 27

I've had that happen.... but I had already broken my ribs several years prior.... coughing violently just caused them to break again. Super painful. Hope you feel better!

3 0
rdwhite1986 0

You do realize that's impossible... It was cracked from something else

1 18
Bladian 5

Except, you know, for the part about it not being impossible.

6 0
DocBastard 38

You do realise that you're not a doctor, right? And you also realise that fracturing ribs from a coughing fit is rather common, especially in people with osteoporosis, right? Did you have any other stupid comments?

10 1
Dracoboxer357 35

^ Oo! Oo! I have one, Doc, it's among the same logical lines as the first comment! Do you realize falling never kills people? That's impossible! It's the other part that does: the going from 100 to 0 kmph in 0 seconds flat. :p Sorry, couldn't resist. Forgive? ;)

1 0
nochopstix 10

I cracked three ribs from coughing fits due to the flu. It's not as impossible as it seems, and doesn't neccessarily need to be aided by osteoporosis or any other deficiency.

0 0
musiciangirl591 16

i know people who have broken ribs sneezing, it is quite possible to do!

0 0
grapisy 8

I think that that's the same excuse that Marilon Manson used...

1 1
GreenAppleDP 0

Marilyn* Manson.

5 1