By mtr1594 - 31/07/2013 06:47 - United States - Henderson

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
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mtr1594 8

Hey, it's me, OP. So this isn't the first time he's sleep talked before. Occasionally he'll moan, or like the other night, mutter something about eating Nutella. Anyway. This is the first time it scared the bejesus out of me and the first time he opened his eyes. Usually I ask him about it the next morning and he has no idea and wants to know what he said. This morning it was the same response. When I asked what he was dreaming about, he was dreaming that he was a bad ass drug lord apparently. I think we've been watching too much Weeds, the TV show...

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JoeGrant 12

You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.

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subwaysurfers 13

Well, thanks for getting back to us. At least we know you're alive :)

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jst219 15

It was most likely sleep talking. My sister has done some strange things in her sleep as well. She can open her eyes, talk, sit up, and answer her phone.

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seriouscat 11

If I see in the news that someone was killed in their sleep I'll be thinking of this.

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yellowaholic 25

My brother sleep walks and sleep talks really badly. If your boyfriend is one of these people then get prepared for all the crazy things he will say in the future.

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eldavey 5

You got me at snoring loudly... Run far, run fast!!!

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CrabbityAnn 10

Hehe, I do the same... hopefully not as scary. I've also been known to laugh hysterically in my sleep too. I passed the sleep talking thing onto my toddler. If I disturb him in the night he blurts out random things. Yesterday he looked terrified as he screamed, "I forgot my peetzee (pizza)" <3

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horseychickidee 19

my younger brother.sleep talks he will laugh and cry in.his sleep

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