By mtr1594 - 31/07/2013 06:47 - United States - Henderson

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
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mtr1594 8

Hey, it's me, OP. So this isn't the first time he's sleep talked before. Occasionally he'll moan, or like the other night, mutter something about eating Nutella. Anyway. This is the first time it scared the bejesus out of me and the first time he opened his eyes. Usually I ask him about it the next morning and he has no idea and wants to know what he said. This morning it was the same response. When I asked what he was dreaming about, he was dreaming that he was a bad ass drug lord apparently. I think we've been watching too much Weeds, the TV show...

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JoeGrant 12

You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.

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subwaysurfers 13

Well, thanks for getting back to us. At least we know you're alive :)

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Kiwiscanfly 19

That seriously sounds like something I would do.. At least it's just sleep talking, and not sleep walking or worse.. Good luck!

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myeviltwin 20

My nephew sleeps with his eyes open. And if that isn't creepy enough, one night when I was babysitting him he sat straight up (he was sleeping on the couch having fallen asleep watching a movie) and said loud and clear KILL KILL, KILL, KILL ALL THE BIRDIES WATCH THEM DIE, and then laid right back down. If I hadn't already suspected him of being a future serial killer that sure would have sealed the deal right there :P

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DWynter 11

People say the strangest things in their sleep. Who knows? Maybe he was dreaming you were a zombie.

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raww77 12

I used to pee pn are entertainment center

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daboar 5

you're not supposed to wake someone who is sleeping walking. you are supposed to gently lead them back to bed to make sure they dont hurt themselve while sleep walk.

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JME0058 8

Once I was sleeping at a friends house and I sat up in the middle of the night and crawled on my hands and knees to her fridge and grabbed a mountain dew then I crawled back and sat down and chugged the whole can in ten seconds before laying back down. She asked me about it the next day and I remembered nothing.

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rita91 5

He was sound asleep, I told my husband I would stab him and I do not have any recollection ever saying that

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