By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
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SlightlySadistic 0

-cringes- Oh my god, OUCH.

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choppedNskrewed 0

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt *vomits*

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christutta 0

sucks... that must have hurt like hell i hope u had health insurance and first lol

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SecretAgent_700 15

FYL? Really? If you can't safely use a chainsaw then get someone else that knows how to do it or don't do it at all. This one was totally deserved.

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dino_witha_cape 0

so it was like a double whammy?

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paxpix08 0

No whammy, no whammy, no whammy....STOP! on your head... Lol

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SlightlySadistic 0

-cringes- Oh my god, OUCH.

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PureGold 0

OUCH that really, really sucks x(. FYL, but next time leave things like that to professionals. :(

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wooters 1

cutting trees to proffesionnals?... ur dumb if u haven't cut a tree down.

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Rowdey 10

No, a bio like wooters makes someone dumb.

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choppedNskrewed 0

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt *vomits*

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n1125 0

AHHH mann that is.. intense

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yummkathycakes 0

Tell all the ladies you got bit by a shark ;)

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jacobs_double 0

dude, getting cut by a chainsaw is badass enough !!! I'm sorry OP that must've really hurt.

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