By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
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SlightlySadistic 0

-cringes- Oh my god, OUCH.

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choppedNskrewed 0

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt *vomits*

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darkmis1 17

Owwww!!!! That mustve hurt like hell! But that's y u get professionalls for this kinda thing.

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Featherstone_fml 0

FYL man, but really... that could have gone much, much worse than it did!

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lolwhat_fml 0

omgomgomg, saddest fml EVER

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#18: just wants to find ANY reason to give a YDI. Dudee, that so sucks. :/ Maybe you can pick up a hott nurse?? eh, lmao. feel better:)

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Hazimius 0

YDI for not hiring a professional to cut down a tree. You could have died easily from not knowing what you were doing.

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lemonypower 6

Maybe op can't afford to hire a professional.

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boatkicker 4

ouch. damn! i'm sorry

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RyanRaygun 0

Probably one of the most metal things I've ever read on this site.

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