By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
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You deserved it 13 715
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SlightlySadistic 0

-cringes- Oh my god, OUCH.

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choppedNskrewed 0

holy crap, so you basically cut your leg with a chainsaw? shitttt *vomits*

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jamiekid12 0

wait why was the chainsaw still on?

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girlloveyoung 0

HOLY SHIT! wow i feel for you, soo sorry =/ that made me cringe and blow air through my teeth :(

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xstaticdelta 6

HOLY SHIT that must have felt like PAINFUL

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f_this_s 0

FYL, for sure, but at least you still have your leg!

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DanceRox9008 0

at least you didnt cut your muscles up cause that would have been a bitch in therapy. and sorry your life sucks but still you deserved this cause you should have had a professional and not been making the chain saw go full throttle after finishing cutting down the tree.

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fmljw 2

OMGOODNESS...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW can you still walk?????

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Fy0urlife 0

dont worry, show da ladies and you will get more ass than a toilet seat

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nerdlover 0

Eeee at least you still have a leg o_o;;;

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