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By ByeByeBirdie - 29/06/2016 22:41 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML

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By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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Flash, ah ah!

By Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer - 12/10/2022 20:00

Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML

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By 4am blues - 13/07/2015 04:39 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

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Freedom!

By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was showing off my new pet bird to my friends over video chat. I opened the cage to demonstrate how friendly he was. Instead of perching on my finger like usual, he flew out the window. I spent the next hour chasing him around the neighborhood in my pajamas. FML

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Suspicious minds

By abusedparrot - 24/08/2014 12:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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By birdhater - 15/10/2009 06:16 - Australia

Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML

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By K-Rat - 09/10/2016 12:16 - United States

Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML

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By Twitchy - 14/09/2011 23:20 - Bahamas

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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_parth 20

Thursday 30 June 2016 15:47

Your cat forgot how to cat.

socksxox 19

Thursday 30 June 2016 16:10

Cats see us as stupid bigger versions of themselves. they bring us dead mice and stuff because they think we don't eat much cause we don't know how to hunt. So if it makes you feel any better, your cat was probably watching on with so much pride :)

Comments

BubbaYoshi117 11

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:38

Your cat was probably thinking "Wow, you really suck at this."

moondoglou420 17

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:43

Oh how the tables have turned..

ml_augustus 23

Thursday 30 June 2016 19:08

Sounds like a Alabama thing

DBpiano 22

Thursday 30 June 2016 19:14

Oh man, your cat sure is a PUSSY! ... I'll see myself out.

vikky538 28

Thursday 30 June 2016 19:48

And that's how cat rules the world

SavageSmith 9

Thursday 30 June 2016 20:11

Why is this published and featured...its stupid

socialproduct 19

Thursday 30 June 2016 22:53

Visit Alabama - Watch as locals run around their yards screaming at wildlife. Fun for the whole family.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 1 July 2016 1:11

Head down to the local store and grab yourself a bird feeder, a bag of birdseed and some rat poison. That'll take care of the little **** far better than running around yelling at it.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 1 July 2016 1:18

Next time you're out, get yourself a bird feeder, a bag of birdseed and some rat poison. That'll fix the problem far more effectively than running around after it.