By ByeByeBirdie - 29/06/2016 22:41 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
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socksxox 19

Cats see us as stupid bigger versions of themselves. they bring us dead mice and stuff because they think we don't eat much cause we don't know how to hunt. So if it makes you feel any better, your cat was probably watching on with so much pride :)

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milleso5 10

how do these stories get posted and great ones get stuck in moderation??

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Or doomed to the B-Movie life of Almost FML.

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geekpower_fml 28

Well, at least your cat isn't going out and killing wildlife. It's a good thing!

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zeffra13 31

#14 Cats are non-native predators, which is why they shouldn't be let out where they can kill native wildlife. House cats kill about 4 billion wild animals a year in the US.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Yup, and 90% of internet facts are made up 82% of the time according to a recent study conducted by my kids skid stained underwear.

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StayClassyAF 8

Looks like the tables have turn, get used to the kitty box because your feline friend is now running this house

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Lalala579121 27

What do you mean "now"? Cats run the house as soon as they arrive.

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ber4fun 23

Enjoy nature, some people don't get to have birds or squirrels outside of their windows.

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Dave_Davington 33

In the same way some people don't get to have crackheads breaking into their houses in the wee hours of the morning.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

Your cat seems to be lacking 'Cat- ness'!

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

That's a bit harsh on the cat don't you think!?

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socksxox 19

Cats see us as stupid bigger versions of themselves. they bring us dead mice and stuff because they think we don't eat much cause we don't know how to hunt. So if it makes you feel any better, your cat was probably watching on with so much pride :)

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middlenamefrank 8

Birds will often gather around a predator (cat or dog qualifies) and make a terrible racket to warn other birds. Bring your cat inside and they'll stop.

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zeffra13 31

It's more likely normal morning bird calls.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

You should have use a giant catapult to fire pigs at it! No. Wait. Other way around!

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