By management - 21/02/2014 02:31 - United States

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML
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712sash 26

Sounds like you're stressed. You should try some thing to chill a little :)

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fleuretta 19

Eff your employees life. Glad it was just a dream. Hah!

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Polynomial 28

How is this a **** the employees life? He's lucky to still have a job, it seems.

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fleuretta 19

I was being ironic. Eff his life in the dream lol!

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thesinginguy 18

He/she is probably from somewhere like England, where saying "I was being ironic" commonly means "I was being sarcastic."

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Polynomial 28

I don't see how that is sarcasm either, just a generic statement.

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Honema 16

Be sure to check if you're asleep next time. Wouldn't want to get seud.

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712sash 26

Sounds like you're stressed. You should try some thing to chill a little :)

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Pwib 14

And now YOU'RE the one on the couch.

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idioticmess 15

well lets hope it went better in your dream if you do it later on irl.

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jerryj 27

Were you fired or did you go to jail in your dream?

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Grauncho 27

Jesus. Your employees are terrible even in your dreams.

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Cemetery87 10

dreams can sometimes tell us what is bothering us when we are awake. perhaps a vacation is in order.

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girlrome 19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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mario2012 18

I doubt it. She may feel like hitting them in real life but OP knows they can't do that. In dreams however, you can get away with anything you want.

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Adysin 4

You've obviously never had a supremely stupid coworker.

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Lioness8197 18

16, that's not necessarily true. I got arrested in my dream once...

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kittykat1501 31

Lol wow. I got chased by a dead murderer in a dream once

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