By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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CryingHowls 0

damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >

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Ilikeurfmls 13

For some reason I read this as "Today, I decided I was going to dry humo my needy girlfriend..." I was like wtf!

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onyxuly96 3

Name tattoos are th kiss of death buddy. FYL

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love0128 5

You could always still break up with her. She's the one with your name on her.

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shuttershades99 0

Who the hell says "reckon?"

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augman 1

Well I don't think that that's your fault bro...u should still break it off. And just tell her that "u shouldn't of done something like that with out permission" keep her in check!!

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PrincessesCrown 17

Wow that sucks, but honestly your girlfriend shouldn't have been stupid enough to get a name tattoo.

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fmltom 22

Life rule is never get a tattoo with someone's name on it, pretty much certain to regret it at some point.

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captainburke 5

That's horrible but you shouldn't let that change your plans lol

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