By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
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moleSG 6

YDI. If you can't control your cravings that badly, then you need to throw it away and KEEP it away.

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shaBAMalex 0

Sorry, that is disgusting. I've never heard of anyone who has such a lack of self control.

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pineapple27 1

eat a banana insted :) it fills you upp x x

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sarahbear992 6

reading this actually made me gag... I've heard of food issues like this, but nothing to that extent.

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lovehockey97 0

wow...only in america. how could you have such a lack of self control u fat ****

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newburton13 26

Wow. I'm sorry, but you are weak. You need to get some professional help.

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Dy_Crow 3

O.O That must've been awkward. uhh, can you teach me how to draw like that!? :^D

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stephan18 23

The shame... Shame on you! I hope this was a wake up call!

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ThePieGuy0817 29

I think you should have given it away instead. First, there's no way to get it back. Second, you don't invoke my rage by thowing away perfectly good food.

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