Health: Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight.... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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moleSG 6

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:28

YDI. If you can't control your cravings that badly, then you need to throw it away and KEEP it away.

shaBAMalex 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:30

Sorry, that is disgusting. I've never heard of anyone who has such a lack of self control.

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hateevryone 14

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:00

you have to learn to control your cravings, if you're going healthy.

bigassfish97 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:26

YDI you gotta control your eatin iss yo fault

KattAlex 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:28

You really don't have to cut out sweets completely when dieting. Just eat small portions ever once in a while. Like, a small cup of ice cream would be fine not going in and eating an entire pint of chocolate ice cream. Those Edy's fruit bars are also good and only eighty calories each.

edgeofvictory 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:22

Yup, that's commitment

jhman 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 10:50

If you had any self control, you wouldn't have even thought about doing that

briissocoollike 8

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:28

eww fatass

QueenQuay77 10

Monday 15 August 2011 8:12

wtf, hell no!!! that is disgusting as ****!!

AznQin 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 21:35

Just buy more or are you too hungry

missbadluk 0

Friday 16 September 2011 8:27

BAAAHAHAHAHA! this one is funny!!

luzy_q 11

Monday 26 September 2011 4:10

I'd do the same if it was CHOCOLATE ice cream...

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