Transportation: Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot...

By Klamp18 - 20/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML

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Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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Stuck

By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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gear89 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:19

words can't describe how stupid you are -.-

Rebecca1993 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:16

Holy shit! that's horrible :o

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catkat1988 17

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:30

That's awful. Is your sister okay?

analltimelow 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:30

i've just double checked that website to be sure, and yeah, i'm right.. your a ******* knob for posting that around. i hope your not the one who made it, because then your and even bigger knob. fyl.

Rebecca1993 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:35

Yeah no one gives a **** if they hate stacy.

analltimelow 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:32

^that was to #9 btw. i hope your sisters okay..

cpaulsen30 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:34

Talk about a lead foot!!!

Sabbalabba1992 3

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:34

Well, at least you learned a valuable lesson. But seriously, I hope everything is okay.

Nikiebear226 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:36

Shoveling snow already gives you a big workout. Especially since it snowed sooo much.

snafu57 1

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:50

ydi- you dumb idiot. I wouldn't even put a 15 pound weight on my gas pedal without the foot attached. can this really be true?

powersticks 16

Monday 21 December 2009 0:05

If you can lift your foot into the car then you can also lift or slide it off the gas pedal. You could have also taken the weights off. And if you're going to burn off fat it's better to turn it into muscle so putting those weights on was a pretty good idea. Up until the time that you lost your common sense by getting in the car.

monbon6788 0

Monday 21 December 2009 2:56

yeah, i agree the guy's an idiot. i mean, if you think about, he must of really been feeling the burn from walking around with 30 extra pounds attached to his body. it's not like he could have forgotten the weights were there.