Transportation: Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot...

By Klamp18 - 20/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By bender - 10/02/2010 05:03 - Canada

Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML

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By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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Stuck

By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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gear89 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:19

words can't describe how stupid you are -.-

Rebecca1993 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:16

Holy shit! that's horrible :o

Comments

sleephunters 8

Monday 21 December 2009 4:27

#24 FTW

hedgehogs 0

Monday 21 December 2009 4:37

I think we'll be seeing you on the Darwin Awards Website before too long. In the meantime, please, please do not breed.

Beastrife 0

Monday 21 December 2009 6:10

Well, I guess you could have pulled the hand-break before your sister got it.

in_wonderland 1

Monday 21 December 2009 6:16

HAHAHAHAAHA....hahahahahaha

fireandice27 0

Monday 21 December 2009 6:28

What..... and it didn't cross your mind to remove them??

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Monday 21 December 2009 9:32

I really think landing in a snowbank was the least of her concerns...and you're a ******* idiot. seriously. i hope you die really soon, before your idiocy kills someone else.

iSheetYouNot 0

Monday 21 December 2009 10:59

Don't worry OP...It was an act of GOD O_O!!!

kimilei 0

Monday 21 December 2009 11:01

omfg hahaha I seriously think I peed on myself from laughing at this :'D This is seriously an awesome fail

mrdecay 3

Monday 21 December 2009 12:05

i laughed so much

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Monday 21 December 2009 12:09

#74, you are correct. attach them to your calves to exercise your thighs, and attach them to your thighs to exercise your hips and lower abs. attaching them to your feet can't be healthy.