Health: Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle....

By Monkey253100 - 03/06/2012 14:47 - France

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2013 19:35 - United States - Calexico

Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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By mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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By TommyNoFeet - 04/12/2017 06:00

Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML

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By twobyfour - 15/10/2019 12:00

Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML

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By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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By Ouchie - 07/10/2016 12:51 - Ireland - Celbridge

Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML

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By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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Sunday 3 June 2012 19:33

Silly OP, breaking your ankle is not healthy.

mrsmathers17531 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:32

Yay for fitness.

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kyz_xox 11

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:09

Haha, sounds like something that would've happened to me.

cabanabooks 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:23

Welcome to the club.... I broke my ankle yesterday! At least I got some good pain meds.

tEeNaGeRs_fml 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:35

haha it happens :)

Robertj1313 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:40

Ive had that happen and im in the army

Robertj1313 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:42

Ive had that happen and im in the army

kirstyannemiller 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:47

You haven't done exercise in a while, right?

alynarodriguez57 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:52

Ur body wants 2 be fat ;(

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:58

See? It's better to use your brain and work up to this... You don't just "hurr I'm going to go running!" You have to train...

jerryk 2

Sunday 3 June 2012 22:00

That's what happens when you try to escape big pharma's pills!

lalalala071 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 22:05

Being healthy has its benefits :)

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