By howaboutthemcarrots - 14/04/2015 15:08 - Finland - Laajalahti

Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 354
You deserved it 4 200

Same thing different taste

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saffy66 34

Are you sure something went bad? If you've been eating unhealthy and low fibre food, it may just be your body's response to the sudden influx of raw juice and fibre. Sometimes you need to start slow when making dietary changes. But good on you for doing something positive for your health.

You'll start a healthy lifestyle with clean intestines.

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That's just getting started!! Don't you know why people who eat healthy are so thin?! Have to lose all that junk inside of you!! Where do you think that junk goes? Haha just kidding op, hope you're alright :)

Ikashy73 14

I don't know why, but the combination of that joke with your profile makes me laugh even more.

SweetIam 12

Don't let this stop you though! In the end you will be rewarded with how good you feel.

Damn I thought I was clever for coming up with a detox joke after reading this, guess everyone else did to.

uhm did you wash the food before eating it? Maybe it had some bacteria. Or your body is so unused to healthy food it is temporarily freaking out.

actually that means it works. doing Juice like that will clean out your system making you a part of the nearest toliet for awhile

a lot of apple, especially if you're not used to it, will definitely schwack ya. that or haribo sugarless gummi bears

specktate 3

it's from the lake of oils in the food u ate