By howaboutthemcarrots - 14/04/2015 15:08 - Finland - Laajalahti

Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 352
You deserved it 4 200

Same thing different taste

Top comments

saffy66 34

Are you sure something went bad? If you've been eating unhealthy and low fibre food, it may just be your body's response to the sudden influx of raw juice and fibre. Sometimes you need to start slow when making dietary changes. But good on you for doing something positive for your health.

You'll start a healthy lifestyle with clean intestines.

Comments

Did you peel the carrots first? If not, the skins act as a diuretic, which explains the burning booty.

I was planning on starting to change my diet up a little by eating healthy even though I don't need to. And this makes me want to keep my pizza even more now.

Well. You can look at it as. Lets start clean

well . I guess when u try to live healthy its always painful at the beginning thought if it doesn't pass after a while u better check ur sitting arrangements while u drink those health juices.

Theres no better way to kick start a diet than an good internal cleansing!!

SydLovesLacey 18

How much did you drink? Gotta start off slow first.

marsbrad 5

If your body isn't used to it you'll get sick if yu have a lot at once. Gotta introduce it slowly and increase the intake slowly :) trust me, it'll take a bit of time but it'll be worth it in the end to be healthy if that's your goal :)

Relic256 9

An clean colon is a healthy colon!