By howaboutthemcarrots - 14/04/2015 15:08 - Finland - Laajalahti

Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML
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saffy66 34

Are you sure something went bad? If you've been eating unhealthy and low fibre food, it may just be your body's response to the sudden influx of raw juice and fibre. Sometimes you need to start slow when making dietary changes. But good on you for doing something positive for your health.

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xxDragonHeart_fml 10

You'll start a healthy lifestyle with clean intestines.

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chefnoel22 11

It's called eating fiber, that's a good thing

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captainsmegma 12

I'm confused. Did you drink the juice or use it as a colonic?

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meikaze 9

You had a lot of fiber, that's all.

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gintwinsmoore 20

why don't you Google some recipes and try that before you mix things on your own for a little while. your system will thank you.

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imateapot_723 9

To many carrots??? Just kidding. Hope you feel better OP.

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pizzaloverchick 9

that's what happens when I eat hot cheetos or takis

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joshi42 16

What method did you use to extract juice from carrots exactly and why did it involve your rectum???

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j_cat187 19

The power of fiber compells your sphincter!

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kiki9_fml 10

I always enjoy carrot orange juice for breakfast and then a nice green juice around lunch time.

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