By Anonymous - 24/11/2014 18:47 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
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cellycrunk 16

That's terrible. Maybe you can show that to the divorce lawyer and get some good money.

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Im2Shy 16

I disagree. Some people that use dating sites are busy working and don't go out to too many places where single people frequent.

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homesuckfucker 28

Good! You know now that you aren't a good match for an unfaithful woman, and you have the opportunity to start anew. (I've also heard that living on your own isn't extremely terrible.)

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foxwasalamb 24

nobody to eat your damn food, take the damn covers, use your good shampoo, etc.

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laden_swallow09 34

Nobody to leave messes. Nobody who brings home crap you have nowhere to put. No one to move stuff around and make you spend a half hour looking for it… Yeah, single life ain't so bad!

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devildog562 33

That sucks , your wife is not a very good match, and hopefully you find someone better

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creativityisnt 19

You deserve better, OP! Screw her. Now go find someone on that dating site that you ARE compatible with!

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patrickeli 15

Well, the site clearly condones the divorce. You were probably too good for her anyway.

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Amama_fml 30

"Condones" means "condoms" in spanish and I read it as condoms and was like "what the hell does that have to do with ANYTHING?!" Hehe sorry, just wanted to share that with you.

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marcranger 28

I don't know if that's better or worse than having your worthless loser of an ex come up as your top-rated match in a 500-mile radius. At least you can take comfort that you aren't that compatible with someone who is clearly disagreeable and that she's not your problem anymore.

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empbob 20

My ex-wife of 12 years came up as a top rated match on OkCupid, I immediately blocked her before she could find out.

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LiveLifeAllDay 11

I think you just need to get out there and prove to her that your the one who benefited from the divorce

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

At least you dodged a bullet, even if it took a little while! (:

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NightHawk387 22

Since they were married for 5 years, I wouldn't say he dodged a bullet. More like a minor flesh wound.

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PSYqualiac 17

You got 99 problems, but she ain't one.

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davisjenny81 30

Boohoo. I don't know what you guys read, but this is what,I read, "Today, I learned my ex wife and I are not a good match. FML."

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PleasantDino 22

His ex wife had a dating site profile for 4 years of their 5 year marriage. I think that is FML worthy

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe you should have checked that earlier... You'll find your perfect match soon

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