By Anonymous - 24/11/2014 18:47 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
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cellycrunk 16

That's terrible. Maybe you can show that to the divorce lawyer and get some good money.

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Im2Shy 16

I disagree. Some people that use dating sites are busy working and don't go out to too many places where single people frequent.

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cellycrunk 16

That's terrible. Maybe you can show that to the divorce lawyer and get some good money.

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adrian1910 15

People who use dating sites are pathetic.

Im2Shy 16

I disagree. Some people that use dating sites are busy working and don't go out to too many places where single people frequent.

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poncho55 40

#10, I never would've found my soulmate had I not tried a dating site. I didn't take the site very seriously at first and wasn't actually expecting to find someone worth dating, let alone marrying! But hey! Whatdaya know?! I found the most amazing, perfect, person for me. :) Just because it doesn't work for you doesn't mean it's lame.

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Im2Shy 16

#23, thank you for just giving ME some hope!

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foxwasalamb 24

back to the original subject, someone enlighten me? how would that get OP money? I've never heard of that

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feven 32

^ I'm no lawyer but uh I think it has to do with like your states alimony and whether cheating and stuff is included so like the court like decides which spouse to give more money to? Wow haha sorry if Im confusing. I'm just saying stuff I heard

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teyyoshi 19

I wonder if somebody find a mate via FML site

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littleteapot 21

Yea but there are some "no fault" states so it wouldn't matter anyway

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RA91 26

Sounds close enough, if you ask me, lol.

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RA91 26

#50 I haven't found a soul mate, but I've meet some seriously cool girls, that I'm friends with now. You never know what'll happen down the line.

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unikim 10

I found my amazing man on a dating site as well! We're to very different types of people to have been able to have run into each other out side the sight. As a funny gag, both of us had a friend put us online (and both of us never had issues in finding a date) but as a joke we played on it, then we found each other! Lessoned learned "don't knock it till you try it!" Totally worth it, and if people (strangers) still look at us as pathetic for it being a dating sight that we found each other..... Still TOTALLY worth it!!! And will say it with a smile on my face to you cuz if it wasn't for that sight I wouldn't be this happy :)

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ricardof 19

I guess that's the reason you didn't work out

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BlackStar288 10

I can see this happening "Today, I found out that the person I've been talking to on a dating site was secretly my ex-husband. FML"

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kyrasrayne420 4

thats horrible. ive caught my bf on dating sites. whats with this bs?

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Welshite 39

So those dating site compatibility surveys really work? That means there's no hope for me.

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MrSassypants 32

Welshite, don't worry about those things. You'll find someone. Those things tell me I'm not compatible with anyone, so I lowered my standards more.... still not compatible with anyone. Then I lowered my standards until I basically had no standards and now I am in a happy relationship with my hand. I'm thinking of proposing.

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Welshite 39

Invite me to the wedding. At least then I get to witness someone be happy.

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dragonkisses28 25

I'm free if neither of you are psycho stalker/killers.

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MrSassypants 32

Nah. I'm not a psycho stalker/killer. I'm just your average stalker/killer.

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Dlzq 22

Well, shit. You know if she cheated on you?

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Marie54321 19

Too bad you didn't find the website before you married her, could have found out that you guys weren't a good match and you could have saved yourself a lot!

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boxers4lyfe 17

From the way this is worded, I'd assume she only made her profile after the first year of their marriage. So if he had went in before they got married, then her profile wouldn't have been there.

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Im2Shy 16

I'm sorry OP but at least now this cheating bitch will be someone else's problem. Hope you find your perfect match :-)

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amazinghermit 14

It would be more worrying if it rated youa good match. Then you could sue for misinformation when you married :p

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Mauskau 35

Well, look at it this way, you're no longer with her and you don't owe her anything. She's an ex for a reason, don't always trust the website match making :)

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CoGhostRider 31

It said they were not a match, seems pretty accurate so far.

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CoGhostRider 31

Apparently that site knows something it took you 5 years to realize.

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cmchappy 25

11thats because computers don't make mistakes

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