By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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funsize003 0

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

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diet_otaku 0

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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asgardian 0

wow that sucks hahaha FYL

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Roddsy 0

ouch ;s well, better having divorced now than never, now that you know o_o;

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ilovechocochipz 0

yeah, and u should tell her u were on 2 ger the whole time.

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ohhsnapp 0

awh that sucks. :[

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diet_otaku 0

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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funsize003 0

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)

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hockeylover7171 0

epic win :)

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