By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

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Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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imbatman_fml 0

Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.

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FYLDeep 25

How about you actually open up like he wants you too. Or tell him what to do so you groove better.

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etherealshadows 1

You're complaining to the world because you're a ******* liar? Are you serious?

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silviam 7

u stupid girl why would u fake that. that's so ****** up. I hate when I read shit like this. hope he cheats on u for faking.

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lalasha 0

have a talk with him don't tell him you fake it turns out it is just as emotionally stressful as cheating so just tell him this is what I need you to do to get me there more consistantly and go from there

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

you are a great actor

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Cazly_420 0

Suck shit. Now you have to live with half ass sex because YOU are too lazy to open your mouth and ask for something.

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Jay_JWLH 0

This is exactly one of the reasons why women shouldn't be stupid enough to fake their own ******. It can only lead to the guy feeling betrayed when he finally figures it out.

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allyrally 1

HA! Same thing happened to me and my boyfriend. He still refers to it as our best time and I feel bad because I faked the whole thing. I wasn't into it at all.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

you're a terrible person

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