By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

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Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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imbatman_fml 0

Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.

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FYLDeep 25

How about you actually open up like he wants you too. Or tell him what to do so you groove better.

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Arisakentaro 0

hah did u also fake a headache when you got bored?

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dugumit 0

well now you know what a lousy lay you are when you don't fake.

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onnielief 4

Why would you ever fake it? You'll only fool yourself in the end, but hey, at least yourguy's happy.

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iangoodall311278 0

fyl for faking! ydi

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rockstatic 0

I don't understand why this is an FML. You tried to do something, and you succeeded. I make it clear to the chicks I sleep with that I don't ever want them to fake it; if they feel the need to do that they should tell me and we'll figure out a way to do it that we both enjoy. Maturity FTW.

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Angeledice 0

''I decided to fake it...'' YDI! I bet you're one of those girls that lay there on their backs and just wiggle along. Why not take the lead yourself? You know what you like best and men love it when you take the initiative. And every once in a while they just need to be ravaged = perfect opportunity to get to know everything about what makes you sizzle.

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1030love 10

BAD MOVE!!!! faking it just makes the guy think he knows how to get you off, and you'll be stuck with the same, awful sex for the rest of your life. you need to lock yourself in your room, "explore yourself" and figure out what really gets you off, and then share that info with your boyfriend.

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maddie1 0

well if i LOVE someone u dont give him head u do it the old fashioned way not that **** type stuff

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