By Brunette, small breasts - 24/07/2016 18:51 - Romania - Campina

Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML
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kelciimackk 24

What an ass. Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.

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Teacherjen 3

You are so lucky! Now you know what he is all about and you can avoid him. If someone is just after appearance, they will always find something that needs to be fixed. The ones I feel sorry for are the blondes with a full bust. He might be nice around them at first so they may not realize what an asshole he is!

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Nbonus3104 6

What a dick. I don't like big boobs anyway. I've dated a girl with A cups. Boobs a boob they all sexy lol. As for your hair no reason to change that unless you want like purple. That guy sounds like a pig. Dodged a bullet there. Keep looking maybe the right guy will find you. I bet there's someone with there eye on you too. Just waiting to get the nerve

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trumpy 9

i hope you punched that shallow shit in the face

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marchbunny 6

Should've told him, "WTF? I just wanted to ask about homework." That would have at least embarrassed him and knock that two faced cum stain down a few pegs.

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essemiis 9

Gurl, **** that dude lol. Find someone who likes you for you and treats you right. You deserve that.

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zealove 7

Don't you give a ****, some of us appreciate a girl's smile most and would be trying to bring it up as much as possible. PS: besides a lot of us appreciate small boobs

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