Love: Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello"...

By Brunette, small breasts - 24/07/2016 18:51 - Romania - Campina

Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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Be precise

By Loveless - 07/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I started the conversation where I intended to confess to my crush that I like her. I first asked her if she liked me. She asked me to define my terms. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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Crushed

By sanuli_d - 14/12/2021 21:00 - Australia - Gosford

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to my crush of two years. We went to the same school for a year but then he moved to my old school and became friends with people I knew from primary school. Anyways, I finally got the courage to have a conversation with him on Instagram. Then he blocked me. FML

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Crushed

By annonymous - 19/09/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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kelciimackk 24

Monday 25 July 2016 12:23

What an ass. Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.

Teacherjen 3

Monday 25 July 2016 12:25

You are so lucky! Now you know what he is all about and you can avoid him. If someone is just after appearance, they will always find something that needs to be fixed. The ones I feel sorry for are the blondes with a full bust. He might be nice around them at first so they may not realize what an asshole he is!

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HorrorJr 26

Tuesday 26 July 2016 15:31

Man damn

RosaMaravillosa 10

Tuesday 26 July 2016 20:25

**** HIM! what a tool.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 26 July 2016 20:43

What a charmer. This dude needs to grow a personality. Sorry to have your dreams shattered--it sucks to find out that your crush is such a putz--but hopefully you didn't waste too much time crushing on him.

angelofsaturn 23

Wednesday 27 July 2016 0:41

Guys who act like that are usually packing a gherkin so you definitely dodged a bullet there Plus he sounds like the type to berate the shit out of you for daring to gain a pound. Hopefully there is a sweeter more crushworthy dude in your future.

gamer338 3

Wednesday 27 July 2016 1:18

love all the people calling him an ass but if the situation was reversed and a girl told a guy to grow a few inches and a beard theyd be praising her for being so upfront and knowing what she wants

AnonymousTruth01 4

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:01

ppfftt hahaha

interesting33 36

Wednesday 27 July 2016 2:04

So he just assumed that was why you were talking to him?

Grisha_fml 18

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:46

that's not an FML, you really got lucky. He's a complete jerk that would have used you for your body.

AvidCollector 6

Wednesday 27 July 2016 4:52

At least you won't have to deal with heartbreak because he'll probably cheat on whoever he's with next. These are the morons that give men a bad name.