Intimacy: Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents....

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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You deserved it 18 538

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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You deserved it 39 539

By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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You deserved it 4 974

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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ImmaB3AST 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:55

You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass

McAninch35 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:57

Go dad.

Comments

doogy15 11

Sunday 11 September 2011 5:31

Don't listen to these guys, it's a gf not a wife. People arnt mention to be monogimis. probably spelled that wrong but whatever. Yeah you gotta make sure your careful man. Cover those bases before hand.

loghan_fml 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:58

Dumb. You're going to go far in life.

portablecupid 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 20:03

It's okay to have multiple partners, but it is not okay to make someone believe you're monogamous and then **** around behind their back. If you want to **** a bunch of people, just **** a bunch of people - don't be a pathetic slob and make someone think you're exclusive. It just makes you an asshole.

juston_p 1

Sunday 11 September 2011 5:36

You totally deserve it, karma's a bitch isn't it.

Commander223 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 5:37

How is this an FML? it's actually and FHL

sarahrocrocrocks 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:04

wait so was he cheating on her?!

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:15

did you seriously expect people to say you DIDNT deserve that?

itswhateveridk 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:16

Your an asshole, though.

kittylovesyouu 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:19

Welcome to the family!

patacus 14

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:23

YDI for being a cheating scumbag. please place your testicles in the nearest bear trap

yeahasif 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:25

you're a douche.

loghan_fml 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:46

Aw something like this happened to me in highschool. The guy I was dating's mom was my sunday school teacher and he told me he was grounded the night before church. The next day I go to church his mom asked me how I liked his hair cut and that he got home really late. I was to embarrassed to tell her that he wasn't with me. I found out he was with another girl.