By Anonymous - 21/07/2019 20:00

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Today, my best friend told me he loved me, so I reminded him that I'm a lesbian. "That's just a phase, just wait till you suck my dick," was his reply. He was serious. FML
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Phil 14

Just tell him that liking girls is just a phase for him, wait til he sucks a dick.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Before using your mouth, I'd suggest using your foot. In a kicking motion. At speed.

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jbuckets_404 38

So was it just a phase - like he said? ;-)

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Phil 14

Just tell him that liking girls is just a phase for him, wait til he sucks a dick.

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Giovanni Adamo 16

good thing i was in the bathroom or my job mates would have thought I was crazy laughing like this ahahah

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RichardPencil 30

You ought to do it once and tell him you still like girls better. See how he handles that.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Before using your mouth, I'd suggest using your foot. In a kicking motion. At speed.

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Jonathan Kash 2

That might’ve been kinda smooth if he hadn’t said it was jus a phase

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I get the feeling your parents regret not aborting your stupid ass.

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childlessmother 16

Time for a new best friend

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TomeDr 24

Someone needs to tell this idiot that not all girls enjoy giving head.

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alicelouise66 5

well. he is obviously not a particularly intelligent person. did you explain to him it doesn't work that way?

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Madison Gliosci 16

What a great best friend. I’m sorry OP that’s not the kind of friend you want.

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GamerChickxoxo 16

What a ****. Seriously, like gargle with hot sauce and blow him. He will never ask again.

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