Intimacy: Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents....

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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ImmaB3AST 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:55

You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass

McAninch35 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:57

Go dad.

Comments

foxgrrl 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:40

Asshole.

clementine00 1

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:00

Maybe if you weren't a cheating prick then you wouldn't have to worry about things like that happening.

hunterisblack 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:01

good guys like you should get caught

jyi90 2

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:04

you're a ******* dick.

mrjude 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:27

I agree with others: we don't know the whole story. If OP was cheating, he deserves it. OTOH, this GF could be newer or maybe they have an open relationship where they don't talk about who else they ****.

lulzmylife 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:20

If that were the case, why would this even be an FML? If they're in an open relationship, there would be no reason for the OP or the girlfriend to be fazed by the dad's remark. Stop making excuses for the cheating jerk. He's despicable, plain and simple.

mrjude 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:37

lolwhut? I made no excuses at all, I simply said there might be more to this story than we know. I went out of my way to still blame him if he's cheating by saying that he deserved it if he was cheating. Learn to read, moron.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 11 September 2011 23:22

Hey Jude, "or maybe they have an open relationship where they don't talk about who else they ****." That's defending the OP, and couldn't be farther from the truth. Seriously, if they have an open relationship they'd have agreed upon it, therefore the girl wouldn't be upset with this situation and he wouldn't be upset his father accidentally ratted him out. Don't tell this guy to learn to read, you need to learn to think.

mrjude 3

Monday 12 September 2011 5:16

Except, it's NOT defending him since I specifically said that IF HE'S CHEATING HE DESERVES IT. Is this such a hard concept? I simply said that we DON'T KNOW THE SITUATION. I would defend him if the situation were that they have an open relationship and they are not supposed to talk about who they ****. But if he is cheating, then I wouldn't. I'm neither defending or attacking.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 12 September 2011 6:50

If it's the open relationship though, why would he even bother posting it as an FML?

MrJojobinks 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:27

How do you not deserve that?

MyPerspective 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:10

You shouldn't have cheated. I would say YDI.

leannecloveryau 11

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:19

You deserved that. Cheater.

OoooohYeah 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 10:20

Wow, way to jump to conclusions everyone.... Point of clarification: We have been seeing each other for about a month. During that time we both agreed that it was not exclusive. So an old fling stopped by and booty called me. What was I suppose to do? The encounter made me realize that I do like her a lot, hence the introduction to my folks. Btw, we are still together! Sure do appreciate all you haters though, you sad bastard make me laugh!