Intimacy: Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents....

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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ImmaB3AST 7

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:55

You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass

McAninch35 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:57

Go dad.

Comments

Sparkiee93 3

Monday 12 September 2011 5:25

You deserve it more then any other FML on this site asshollle

kristinmarie178 2

Monday 12 September 2011 6:16

1point daddy, 0points jackass

yankfan89 27

Monday 12 September 2011 6:47

I hope she kicked you in the balls and then dumped your cheating ass

Missy2612 11

Monday 12 September 2011 7:04

That's what you get, you cheating asshole! I truly hope your penis turns black and falls right off. Same goes to 346... Dumbass.

Why_me499 21

Thursday 13 August 2015 15:05

what did 346 say? I can't find the comment

winniepoohbear 0

Monday 12 September 2011 7:24

Prick.

winniepoohbear 0

Monday 12 September 2011 7:24

Prick.

kelis_fml 0

Monday 12 September 2011 7:42

You deserved it! It's your fault it wasnt her but your dad was nice to apologize.

Counselor216 0

Monday 12 September 2011 17:49

lol shit happens

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 12 September 2011 20:07

OP never said it was an explicitly monogamous relationship. You cant assume its the default for everyone. Anyone who assumes that they are in a monogamous relationship without confirming it explicitly, YDI.