Intimacy: Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents....

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Saturday 10 September 2011 16:55

You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass

McAninch35 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:57

Go dad.

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godzilla58 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:00

Hey man. The way I see it is be faithful to one or get a variety of Pune. I like choices :)

LovelyLadyFriend 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:34

Cheaters never win. YDI for cheating.

bunny0608 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:16

Honestly?! You deserved that. Cheaters alway get caught. Dumb ass.

snowbird27 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:25

asshole

Elizabeth5796 5

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:58

That's what ya' get. Douche.

ilovejosh1015 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:19

**** you. Guys who cheat deserve to live in hell.

chookyla1 5

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:42

At least his father is a decent person. You really deserved it.

jeskosunick15 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:58

You deserve it. Don't cheat on your girlfriend you dick

mikachu1984 6

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:51

Lmfao! What a ******* troll. You my dear sir, are truly scum. Good luck with your bitch we all like to refer to as Karma.

YIANZ 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 7:08

You deserve that. You don't even deserve a girlfriend. Learn respect.

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