Intimacy: Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents....

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By mydadsgonnakillme - 08/02/2013 07:13 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Saturday 10 September 2011 16:55

You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass

McAninch35 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:57

Go dad.

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zombiekiller52 24

Wednesday 28 January 2015 20:45

I hope she told one of her friends and they kicked you ass! YDI!! ******* pice of shit!!

kesht1996 12

Wednesday 4 February 2015 20:41

You're a dick

NamelessFace 22

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:44

YOUR life sucks?!

Rammer3500 23

Saturday 14 February 2015 23:33

Cheating AND premarital sex huh? Deserved it 300%

CaroAurelia 12

Friday 13 March 2015 21:34

In the words of another silver-tongued commenter on another FML, that's not even a **** Your Life situation. That's a **** You situation.

WhackTheJackal 22

Tuesday 24 March 2015 15:24

YDI, YDI oh so hard.

pizzaloverchick 9

Wednesday 25 March 2015 16:35

And we should feel bad for you? Aww hell no.

shiekah 14

Monday 30 March 2015 4:37

You're a ******* prick

lux_final_spark 18

Monday 6 April 2015 17:02

You're the reason women think all men are assholes

lux_final_spark 18

Monday 6 April 2015 17:03

*unfaithful. forgot to add tha

Rizzie0512 18

Thursday 23 April 2015 17:13

you ass

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