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Tax-deductable donation?
Christmas presents? Isn't it a little late already? Unless you're buying 362 days in advance.
Or maybe this happened a couple days ago but was just posted now?
I think he meant the presents he received.
I am confused as to if they popped out of the car as he drove and went onto the road or as he was in the store and they got stolen.
#2 is obviously being sarcastic guys.
#24 is obviously being obvious
Someone probably just tried harder to open it than you did
yes,someone tried to open it hard than him
*looks around suspiciously* ooookay? Point of the reply waaaaas what exactly?
Are you retarded?
With a blow-torch?
Even if you couldn't get it opened all the way you still should have made sure it was shut before you went into the store. In our world these days theft isn't all that shocking and uncommon anymore.
I believe that the OP mentions that his trunk was still shut, or at least he thought so.
Daylight thaw-berry
Aw what a grinch. :/
Santa bought a truck load of gifts. He was already late, had no time to distribute them, so he left them open, lets grab it.
erm... so you're implying that OP is infact Santa Claus?
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Someone probably just tried harder to open it than you did
Or maybe this happened a couple days ago but was just posted now?