Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson....

By Shady_Soldier - 31/10/2013 08:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

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By ugh - 08/06/2012 04:35 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

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Beat It

By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, we had an office party and everyone had to dress as a dead star. I love Michael Jackson so I dressed up as him. It turns out I looked more like my boss than Michael. I was then written up for "theoretically" killing my boss. FML

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By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 00:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

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By Why Me? - 31/01/2013 09:07 - United States - Scranton

Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML

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By Becca - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

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Making a scene

By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By Trimacle - 24/08/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

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Thursday 31 October 2013 16:26

Wow. What a thriller. Probably scared you black and white.

Welshite 39

Thursday 31 October 2013 16:26

I'll bet you Beat It out of there.

Comments

martin8337 35

Thursday 31 October 2013 18:37

OP where did MJ phobia come from? A weekend at Neverland Ranch? All kidding aside, I hope you'll be alright.

vikky538 28

Thursday 31 October 2013 18:46

lol

datkid117 13

Thursday 31 October 2013 18:50

Is your name Annie? Are you okay?

metreman 19

Thursday 31 October 2013 22:52

well you been hit by you been stuck by a smooth criminal

deaper 16

Friday 1 November 2013 0:06

#76 it's you've been STRUCK by. Not stuck by. Well UNLESS your one of the children he supposedly molested. They were probably stuck by too.

cathrope 10

Thursday 31 October 2013 18:55

This made my day :)

deckerge 4

Thursday 31 October 2013 19:30

You should have a healthy fear of a child molester.

rec_chem 22

Thursday 31 October 2013 19:42

It's a healthy fear lol

davek 36

Thursday 31 October 2013 19:43

You know he's dead?

aimee_alexis 8

Thursday 31 October 2013 20:08

I HAD A FEAR OF HIM TOO. If I saw a picture I would freak put and almost cry. Never knew there was any other people with that weird phobia.

nancy_ydg17 11

Thursday 31 October 2013 20:16

He actually scares me too idk why.

elizabeth713 8

Thursday 31 October 2013 20:30

I don't think that's really too strange to be afraid of Michael Jackson.. He did almost throw his baby off that balcony, and had sleepovers with little boys. Definitely a creeper.