Intimacy: Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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kwbuzz23wk 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:52

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:51

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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jordi_08 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:16

I have a feeling youre going to regret giving your virginity to this idiot

Papasmizzy 0

Monday 25 May 2009 4:47

I don't get why this guy is an idiot or a douchebag. It'd be one thing if he wasn't a virgin and was boasting about a particular girl, but as a guy I'm sure as hell he was super excited to finally get laid. That's like one of the most memorable moments in a mans life. These people are probably in high school and being excited and wanting everyone to know does not make the boy a douche or an idiot. OP please stay with him, that's a good thing if he was that excited. Your life isn't ******, just be stern with him and keep him from the goods for a week or too so he learns his lesson about having a big mouth.

Islander_fml 5

Monday 25 May 2009 5:32

You TOLD him you loved him? So you didn't really love him, you just TOLD him? I mean, you seem to outline the fact that you told him, and not that you really do love him. And if that's the case, why should you care? At least you got laid, too. And if you DO believe you love him, well... always know that love does not come that easily. If you've only been with him for four months, there's absolutely no chance that either of you truly loves the other (unless you knew each other years and years in advance). So just chalk it up to life and move on.

doleofbob 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:03

what a tool

Madman85 0

Monday 25 May 2009 11:26

Relax, look at the funny side of it. It's really not that bad. All he did was kind of like an FML through his phone. (Pardon me) Did he call you a 'bitch'/'****'? Maybe he does really like you.