By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

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redbluegreen 40

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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bodyplastic 0

Boo ******* hoo. He got laid and was proud of himself. What do you expect? If it wasn't then, he would have done it later. Ignore people's insensitivities, sometimes people are not so concious of others' feelings.

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theclash06013 0

Wow, MASS text? that sucks, if it was just to his best friend, after you left, it's different, but EVERYONE, that sucks

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iandevaan 0

you gave him your v-card after four months?...so umm how old are you?

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Karnezar 2

Dump him, and when people ask you if you had sex, make a huge scene and scream at your ex, "MY GOD, WILL YOU LEAVE IT ALONE?! ALL YOU DO IS BEG AND BEG, I DO NOT LIKE YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE!!" Or something along those lines. Then smile and walk away. ^^

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GrapefruitZoe 0

He didn't. Oh man. The movie "Teeth" might make you feel better. No joke. Watch it.

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Izabushel 65

Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing as I read it. "****** Dentata, ****** Dentata!"

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briannaxvx 0

I had sex with my boyfriend after only one month, and we are still deeply in love after 3 years. I don't see how this makes her a ****.

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LaTuaCantante 0

ah ha ha ha ha.thats kinda funny! if some guy ever did that i would probably slap him but laugh at the same time.

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